50 Signs You Should Stop Shopping at Waitrose.
1. Not having aubergines is viewed as a national disaster 2. You believe the Daily Mail. 3. You've given your children stupid names. 4. You've weaponized your trolley. 5. Tapenade isn't overuse of a hammer. 6. You think the product names like Ecuadorian Dodo Fruit are genuine. 7. You voted for Brexit but can't understand why there are less products on the shelves. 8. You think Nigel Farage has integrity. 9. Use the phrase 'You there!' when asking for things. 10. You eat halloumi instead of using it to fix windows in place. 11. You are so permanently full of craft gin that you can't remember your children's name(s) no matter how stupid and have to call them 'Darling' 12. You can't understand why people call you a stuck-up, self-absorbed moron. 13. You are convinced the universe revolves around you. 14. You would buy organic pickled water if there was such a thing. 15. You don't use the handle on the trolley anymo...